everybody leaves If they get the chance And this is my chance I get eaten by the worms And weird fishes Picked over by the worms And weird fishes Weird fishes Weird
This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long This song's just six words long Couldn't think of any
[parody of "Sister Christian" by Night Ranger] Burger King! What's the price for fries? I'll take the jumbo size! I need fast food tonight!
[parody of "Feel Like Makin' Love" by Bad Company] Baby, when we go to parties, I drink a buncha beer. Then my tummy starts a-grumblin' Feelin' queer.
[parody of "Hold Me Now" by The Thompson Twins] I had a pizza, Covered with cheese. I wrapped it all up in aluminum foil, Stuck it back in the freeze.
[parody of "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin] Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Wanna whole lotta lunch! Way
[parody of "doctor! doctor!" by the thompson twins] Woah, 'cause he's my doctor, doctor, And his name is bernie, bernie. Oh, doctor, doctor,
[parody of "Don't You (Forget About Me)" by Simple Minds] Hey! Oooh! Oh! One rule you all should obey: Eat from the four basic food groups everyday.
[parody of "Girls Just Want To Have Fun" by Cyndi Lauper] I know to keep a woman satisfied. When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide. They
Uh huh, extra cheese Uh huh, uh huh, save a piece for me Pizza party at your house I went just to check it out Nineteen extra larges What a shame no
You can torture me with Donnie and Marie You can play some Barry Manilow Or you can play some schlock like New Kids On The Block Or any Village People
The Aardvark is really a curious creature If you're an ant then he's likely to eat ya Although his long nose makes him look rather hideous He's
Met this pretty young stewardess on a non-stop flight She showed me to my seat and it was love at first sight Now lately I've been flying to all kinds
Here she comes now, wants her alimony Bleedin' me dry as a bony, bony Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt, now Well, first she took my nest egg Then
Deep inside the merky swamp There lives the Alligator His policy is first to chomp And then ask questions later Although his lifestyle may seem
Fat and weak what a disgrace. Guess the champ got too lazy. ain't goin' to fly now. He's just taking up space. Sold his gloves, threw his eggs down the
Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby So why don't you kill me? Hey I am, I am, I am I said I
Way back when I was just a little bitty boy Living in a box Under the stairs In the corner of the basement In the house half a block down the street from
