I closed my eyes, drew back the curtain To see for certain, what I thought I knew Far far away, someone was weeping But the world was sleeping, any dream
Bowling Barmy, oo oo She's got bowling blues Bowling socks, bowling shoes Bowling night & day Hey She waits miserably Down the bowling alley He's a
"David Man, yer hav'n't finished yer tea" "It doesn't matter, I can't wait to drive my XR2" "Oh David, don't drive fast David" "See ya!" "David, David
Harry's hands are hands of mystery Connected to all calamities Harry's hands are hands of mystery They're accused of all burgiaries Harry's hands ain
Looking at her reflection, Ivy thought, I'll shock Don When I get my face lift, when I get my face lift done, You'll see, Don is gonna want to snog with
Wouldn't it be nice to get on with my neighbours But they make it very clear they've got no room for ravers [Chorus:] Lazy sunday afternoon I got no
When I met you, I thought how sweet, My lonely life would now be complete If only I knew, have I no brain? You're a two faced tramp, driving me insane
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I felt like a snack in the middle of the night I crept down stairs for a nibble and a bite, ooee ooee A crash beyond the kitchen door Told me that it
I would rather be Percy, rather than me I wanna be Percy I would rather be Percy, rather than me Percy's got more money, more money than me I wish I
Na na na D-D's got a horses head, enough to make yer sick How could Ron Dixon have wed Red Rum with lipstick The most repulsive sight on earth, to ugly
I'd have a hysterectomy, I'd have a blood transfusion I'd even have a vasectomy, with no trousers on Spend a month in the infirmary, operate on me night
Everybody says I'm a gully ully ullible guy Everybody sniggers & laughs when they pass by A love sick nut easily misled He's always infatuated Birds
