When I'm alone in my room sometimes I stare at the walls In the back of my mind I hear my conscience call Telling me I need a girl who is as sweet as
two men, one Harold, one Bill They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool
[LL Cool J] That's right y'all this is the LL Cool J party Move it, move it, move it, get on the floor baby That's right, don't try to front like your
ill Everybody Aaaahhhhhhhh Let's get ill Come on now Aaaahhhhhhhh Let's get ill Sing along now Aaaahhhhhhhh Let's get ill Everybody Aaaahhhhhhhh Let's get ill L.L. Cool J
L.L. Cool J Serving 'em well And as you all know I am hard as hell Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn' Hemmed my remote control, turned my stereo on
E wants her, but she saves the good stuff for me Her name is Kanday, she's dandier than Dandy Don You're mad an' I'm happy that she put me on I'll never
gonna tell you what all this means From Farmers Boulevard in St. Albans, Queens There's a lyrical technician who came to play Number one b-boy LL Cool J
a tank, he's strong like a truck If you're cryin' while you're dyin' we ain't givin' a fuck L.L. Cool J is on the microphone Tellin' all you punk ducks
Go Cut Creator, go Go Cut Creator, go LL Cool J is hard as Go, go, go, go Go, go Cut Creator, go Go Cut Creator, go Go Cut Creator, go LL Cool J is
takin' out all rookies So forget Oreos, eat Cool J cookies I'm bad, Cool J, Cool J Cool J, Cool J, Cool J, Cool J Never ever, no never Never wearin
guess whose rockin' the funky sound If you don't know never mind come on and get down Go LL, go LL, go LL, go LL Get down Go LL, go LL, go LL Get down
get ill! Come on now [ girls ] Aaaahhhhhhhh! [ guys ] Let's get ill! Sing along now [ girls ] Aaaahhhhhhhh! [ guys ] Let's get ill! Everybody [ girls ] Aaaahhhhhhhh! [ guys ] Let's get ill! L.L. Cool J
(LL Cool J) That's right y'all this is the LL Cool J party Move it, move it, move it, get on the floor baby That's right, don't try to front like your
Creator Go (LL Cool J) When back in the days before I clocked some dough I used to go to the show and sit in the front row Hopin and prayin one day I?ll
(LL Cool J) G, G, G, G, G, G Get... (LL Cool J) Down, to the rhythm that'll rock the walls Go sportin and Jordans and I'm on the balls Don't lackin
gotta find me a girl to make my life complete You can scratch my back, we'll get cozy and huddle I'll lay down my jacket so you can walk over a puddle I'll
Oreos eat Cool J coookies I'm bad (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J) (Cool J J J) (Cool J J J) (C Cool J) Never ever no never Never wearin' no Levis battle
wants her, but she saves the good stuff for me Her name is Kanday, she's dandier than Dandy Don You're mad and I'm happy that she put me on I'll never