beginning [Chorus] And I gotta give credit where credit is due You put up with some sick ass rhymes unedited to boot For a while I couldn't spit a clean rhyme
looked a little to big to me She's looking 16 I almost broke out and passed through But then I saw her back and noticed she had a tattoo She's at least
shit this baby took a year and a half Provoking thought now mixed in with tears and a laugh Wear my pride like a bade even over a coat when colder My grandpa had a
are leaked I got a cop assigned to my case but I can't believe his lies He's Teddy and I'm Eddie But his name is just a disguise Trying to getting me
I make 11.50 an hour so fuck a singers sales And I joined a union and they taking care of me So when I work 40 plus a week time and a half is guaranteed
it knows I used to be a bout upskirts and copping a feel Now I'm buying her a purse and going out for a meal She doesn't like Eddie so I stopped shopping
rhymes would be stronger, catch wreck with a curse Or put a hex on you first, incorporate sex in the verse Rhyme about a Tec that's on burst Protect my
one still I'm the original deal but a bit enhanced Never bankrupt like Adelphia not out hockey team is switching hands From one Millionaire to another Its Uncle Eddie Haskill
changed forever There's 16 oz. to a pound 18 more to a key And Mos Def wants to explain mathematics to me The situation seems tragic and I'm feeling like a
this is your host Mr. Haskill and I present to you "A Beautiful Rhyme" Similar to A Beautiful Mind in the sense that I'm a schizophrenic with rhymes (
and rotten this aint the Rascals Its Haskill asshole that's most often forgotten So tap your memory, remember me through the century An entity sent to be a
and reappear like a magic trick Imagine this, I'm Houdini surviving water tricks as a vocabulist I'll take the insecure mind of a dime convert her to
