Young Viv : It happened once upon a time, This story of a small canary, A little Goldie and she lived in a cage, And never thought that she were owt
Young Viv : A brand new husband, Though I'm no beginner. A brand new husband, I can sure pick a winner. First date, all charm - you can't ask for more
Viv : A while ago I went back to our old house Where we had the win. I spoke to the woman that lived there I said: "'Scuse me love - I used to live
Estate Agent : Garforth! Is only ten miles away But across the social divide A gulf a thousand miles wide Young Viv : Garforth! If it's as good as they
George/Miners : Yorkshiremen are England's finest England's finest that is clear. Yorkshiremen are strong and decent Yorkshiremen can take their beer
Viv/Chorus : Castleford folk, Look after each other. Castleford folk, Look after their own. Castleford folk, Are just like a fam'ly. You'll never have
Viv : Look at me now I'm broken in two Shattered and battered, Bitter and blue. Here come the vultures They wanna dine, All stood in line for Pieces
the Lottery Mrs Waterman : You Nicholsons are jammy bleeders! Sue : Guess what? I'm gonna blow the lot! I'm gonna be like you, Gran! I'm gonna Spend! Spend! Spend
Viv : Some folk like to call it friggin' Fornicatin', jig-a-jiggin', Hide the sausage, slap-and-tickle or a lay, Shaftin', shaggin', screwin', humpin
Viv: I won't forget After the dance Fin'lly at last Here was a chance We make the first Prints in the snow You take my hand That's when I know Start
Spend spend spend spend spend spend! Spend spend spend spend spend spend! Spend spend spend spend spend spend! Spend spend spend spend spend spend! Spend
Viv/Young Viv : Invest! Young Viv : Invest the money, make a mint. Never again will I be skint, If I invest. Viv : Are you impressed? Young Viv : A
Vicar : We gather in the sight of God To join together Matt and Viv In wedlock so that they may be - Chorus : Pissed off and bored and At each other'
Viv : Then I saw him Young Viv : Then I saw him Viv : Mr Right appeared before too long Making up for everything that's - Young Viv : Wrong in my life
Viv : Only two quid Left to us name Week in, week out, Always the same Begging for crumbs So it goes on Even the mice Packed up and gone Young Viv :
ll need a bigger place. Two yachts Two yachts, a summer cruise! There's one for you and me - and Viv, And one to tow the booze. Two wives to help spend
s a non-starter The family's future is gloomy. Young Viv : I'm better off hiding, Upstairs in me room. Viv : Me dad never works Spends his life on the
Young Viv : Search for traces of you on the pillow, The smell of you, an eyelash or a hair. I do believe at least you really loved me, I trusted you
