She's a cranky old critter She's bitter, we warn ya She lurks in a tree house In Burbank, California Along with a nephew He says spew, he's cheerful
It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh till you collapse We're Animaniacs Come join the Warner brothers
In Hollywood they have a different language that they speak It's spoken by those folks who went to school for just one week It's found inside Variety,
They're Pinky and the Brain Yes, Pinky and the Brain One is a genius, the other's other insane They're laboratory mice Their genes have been spliced They
Heigh ho, do you know The names of the U.S. residents Who then became the presidents And got a view from the White House loo Of Pennsylvania Avenue?
Level and levity Lewd and longevity Libel, libation, Lanai Lithium, litigate, legal, legitimate Liberty, levy and lie Welcome back Yakko's now at the
When you walk into a party It's a formal universe Ja So you jump up on your host And with a kiss say, "Hello, nurse" No Remember that good diction Reflects
I am the very model of a cartoon individual My animation's comical, unusual and whimsical I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read From
An anvil's black and shiny It's very heavy too So watch out, my chubby friend Or one will fall on you On me? Heh hah huh huh That wasn't pretty But it
It's time for Animaniacs And we're zany to the max So just sit back and relax You'll laugh 'til you collapse We're Animaniacs! Come join the
The sense of sight is what guides us right When we go out on walks The sense of smells, the way you tell That you need to change your socks The sense
Let us introduce ourselves Oh, people of this land We are the Warner brothers With sister close at hand I bet you all are wondering Who is this young
We're so sad, we've no more time together Just to drop an anvil on your head And stuff your pockets full of dynamite Then tie you to a rhino's head
It's a quiet, peaceful night, the moon is shining bright Giving not a hint of what's in store A few hours before morning without a single warning Something
I love cheap, romance, horror Thriller novels, quiet All I want is quiet No reason to deny it I can't take that riot Quiet, quiet, quiet Let me clarify
It's time to tour the planets that make up our solar system, come on The closest to the sun is the planet Mercury Next the shrouded planet Venus Is as
Got a trap steamer, my ship's called Hal Forty miles on the Panama Canal Got a cargo of sodas, they are local Forty miles on the Panama canal Sailing
Announcer: And now, Wakko Warner with the 50 US states and their capitals. Wakko: Baton Rouge, Lousiana, Indianapolis, Indiana, and Columbus is the capital