가사: Green Jelly. Green Jelly Theme Song.

Got nothin' to do on a friday night
Green jello sucks
Ain't got no talent but that's all right
Green jello sucks
We're the worst the worst in the land
Green jello sucks
But come on! Gotta give us a hand
Green jello sucks
Iggy and Gerdy they're both good names
Green jello sucks
Maynard and Poopy they're both insane
Green jello sucks
But when life is just a game who's to blame?
Green jello sucks

Green jello
Green jello sucks
Yeah, that's right we're it
Green jello sucks
We're the world's economic problems
Green jello sucks
You can blame it all on us it's our fault

God, Green jello sucks
Hello jello, green jello
Green jello sucks
Hello jello, green jello
Green jello sucks
Hello jello, green jello
Hello jello, green jello
Hello jello, green jello
Green jello, Green jello
Jello for the future jello for the future
Jello for the future jello for your future
And scream ''green!'

Green jello sucks
Green jello sucks
Green jello sucks