Revenge Song Chords

The Revenge Song
Heywood Banks (Key of C)
as heard on Bob and Tom
 
[Verse]
C
You can be mean to me
G
Mean as you want to be
Am                         F
Just say anything that you like
           C
You can be nasty and caddy
     Am
And cruel and unusual
F
Twist my nose with your fingers
G
Trip me while I carry liquids
 
[Verse]
C
But as you pin me down
G
My arms down on the ground
Am                         F
As your spit drips into my face
            C
Deep in the back of your mind
         G
Remember at some point
       F             C     F   C
You’ll have to fall asleep
 
[Chorus]
G
And when you fall asleep
C
Into your room I’ll creep
F
Did something move
       C                G
In the dark ‘neath your bed
 
And then a voice you hear
C
Calling out loud and clear
F
A voice that is our own
G
A voice that’s saying HAAAHH!
 
[Verse]
C
There’s things that one can do
      G
With Ben Gay, Nair, and Super Glue
  Am                   F
A package of indelible dye
            C
Why would a guy such as I
     Am            F
Ever buy indelible dye
             G
Blue as the sky
 
Don’t ask me why
 
[Verse]
C
This catalog I found
G
Sells roaches by the pound
Am                     F
Millipedes, centipedes too
             C
They say the meek shall inherit
  G                  F
Because they stay up late
               C   F   C
And change the will
 
[Chorus]
G
And when you fall asleep
C
Into your room I’ll creep
F
Did something move
       C                G
In the dark ‘neath your bed
 
And then a voice you hear
C
Calling out loud and clear
F
A voice that is our own
G
A voice that’s saying  HAAAHH!
 
That’s all I have
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