가사: Twisted Sister. A Twisted Christmas. I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus
Underneath the mistletoe last night
She didn't see me creap down the stairs to have a peek
She thought that I was tucked up in my Bedroom fast asleep

Then I saw mommy tickle Santa Claus
Tunderneath his beard so snowy white
What a laugh it would have been if daddy had only seen
Mommy kissing Santa Claus last night