가사: The Riverdales. Mental Retard.

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Graduated Miskatonic U
Now I work Gizmotic Institute
Graduated Miskatonic U
Now I work Gizmotic Institute

Graduated Miskatonic U
Now I work Gizmotic Institute
Graduated Miskatonic U
Now I work Gizmotic Institute

It hurts!

I'm not mentally retarded
Mentally retarded [x6]
Mentally

Graduated Miskatonic U
Now I'm in Gizmotic Institute
Graduated from Hamburger U
Now I drive Zamboni for the Moose

Ya jerk!

I'm not mentally retarded
Mentally retarded [x6]
Mentally [x4]