가사: Teen Idols. The Pucker Up. Virtual Loser.

In a modern evolution there are brand new creatures
Classified loosely as technology freaks
Always searching cyberspace for upgraded features
Ridiculed by others, labeled retards and geeks

I want to pull the plug and cause your system to crash
But then where would you be?
With no heated up discussions in an internet chat
You look like a helpless, virtual loser to me

Virtual, virtual, virtual loser

Their closest human contact
Is through a keyboard and mousepad
But you can't take a computers to the senior prom
To reach 'em write loser care of mommy and dad
or www.loser.com