가사: Soundtrack Artists. Private Investigation.

Puffer:
I'm on the track
Of a man in Black
He disappeared
Before the(cough) smoke cleared

Datchery:
I'm on the scent
Of a resident
I'll check them well
Inspect the personel
I'm lead upon
A doubtful case

Puffer:
Who's dead or gone
Without a trace

Both:
It's a private
Investigation
Just where did Drood depart
And where for art his destination
It's a private
Investigation
He vanished into air

Datchery:
Or banished where in all creation?

Puffer:
While on the trail
Of a small detail
I drew a bead
Upon a clue I need

Datchery:
I'll navigate
As me own first mate
Incognito
Into the fog we go
I'm not a man
of any means

Puffer:
I'll search and scan
Behind the scenes


Both:
It's a private
Investigation
Just where did Drood depart
And where for art his destination
It's a private
Investigation
I'll turn this Private club
Into a public situation
It's a private

Chorus:
IT'S A PRIVATE!

Both:
Shhh!

Chorus:
it's a private

All:
Just where did Drood depart
And where for art his destination

Both:
It's a private

Chorus:
It's a private

All:
It's a private situation

Puffer:
I'll peer and pry
And scutinize

Datchery:
I'm steering by
persuing lies

Both:
I'll clearly spy
with my sly private eyes!