가사: Satanic Surfers. Armless Skater.

I have a friend who's only joy in life
is to skate, surf and flog his log
that is all he wants to do
and I think that's really great

but one day he had an accident
they hat to amputate his arms

guess if he was sad that day

he can't surf, he can't skate
and he sure can't masturbate nomore