가사: Relient K. Five Iron Frenzy is Either Dead or Dying.

Five iron frenzy and they were good, they were good
They were really, really, really good
Five iron frenzy, yeah when you see them
We really, really think you should

Thank them for giving their blood, sweat and tears
Yeah their music we won't let it stop
Then taunt them until they get angry and bite you
And go get yourself a tetanus shot, yeah