가사: Queers, The. I Won't Be.

I won't be a big fat nothing cause that just ain't me

I won't be your boyfriend because you're just so ugly

I won't be

I won't be

I won't be no one but me

I won't be a greatful dead freak, that shit makes me puke

I won't be you're boyfriend because I just can't stand you

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