가사: Queers, The. Granola Head.

Eating magic mushrooms ain't for me

or getting all screwed up on LSD

or eating Bean sprouts all day long

and smoking pot out of a bong

Wearing Flowers in my hair

and having dirty underwear

(chorus)I don't wanna be a granola head x2



Whacked out hippies brains are scrambled eggs

Ugly chicks with very hairy legs

I think i'd rather be at home

listening to the Ramones

with a bunch of useless punks

(Chorus) Oh can't you see

It's not for me

Eating bean sprouts all day long

and smoking pot out of a bong

wearing flowers in my hair

and having dirty underwear

(Chorus)