가사: Queers, The. Ben Weasel.

He rants and raves, he screams and shouts

He always flips his lid

But deep down inside he loves you kids

I know that you think he's just a goon

But he makes little Vapid clean his room

He don't like Nirvana

I know he don't like Prong

And I bet you five bucks that he don't like this song

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole

Ben Weasel, he's a jerk

Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he dosen't work

Ben Weasel, he's an asshole

Ben Weasel, he's a jerk

Ben Weasel...

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He's Ben Weasel, what can you do

Ben Weasel, he's so cool

He drinks mud, he smokes his butts

He's glued to his T.V.

But when I drink a brew he frowns on me

He paces in his living room and festers every night

But we know that his bark's worse than his bite

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