가사: Queers (The). Love Songs For The Retarded. Hi Mom, It's Me!.

I know you think I'm just a useless stupid punk
Because every night I come home drunk
Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit

I know you think my band's just a waste of time
Those beer cans you found in my room weren't mine
Hi Mom, it's me, the fuckin' little shit
The ugly little monkey who used to suck your tit