가사: Peter & The Test Tube Babies. Pissed & Proud. Up Yer Bum.

When a cops gonna nick yer, when yer dad's gonna hit yer.
When the bird you're with is rough, when you can't drink enough.

Up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum, up yer bum.
Up, up, up, up, up, up yer bum.

When you can't get the hard, when you've lost yer dole card.
When yer bird's got clap, when yer beers gone flat.

When yer neighbour complain, when yer bird's on again.
When you can't scrounge a fag, when yer mum starts to nag