가사: Narcoleptic Youth. Chronological Disorder. Mini-Van Soccer Mom.

Mini van soccer mom driving down the avenue
Run me off the road cause to you I don't exist
Mini van soccer mom you live in your own world
Run me off the road cause to you I don't exist

Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think your safe in that stupid piece of plastic
Act like you don't care and you drive like your spaztic
I pulled over here see me in your rear view mirror
I'm the guy you just cut off

Mini van soccer mom driving down the avenue
Run me off the road cause your head is in the clouds
Mini van soccer mom you live in your own world
Life is really easy when your stupid and your proud

Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think your safe in that stupid piece of plastic
Act like you don't care and you drive like your spaztic
I pulled over here see me in your rear view mirror
I'm the guy you just cut off

Mini van soccer mom you just got a lead foot
Pointed in the direction of the dmv
Mini van soccer mom driving down the avenue
Shoulda known better not to mess with me

Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think that your safe
When you sit and you drive in your car?
Get in the lane of homage crusade
Do you think your safe in that stupid piece of plastic
Act like you don't care and you drive like your spaztic
I pulled over here see me in your rear view mirror
I'm the guy you just cut off