가사: Jason Segel. Dracula's Lament.

It's getting kind of hard to believe,
things are going to get better.

I've been drowning too long to believe,
the tides going to turn.

And I've been living too long to believe,
that things are going to get easier now.

I've been trying to shake off the pain
from the lessons I've learned.

And if I see Van Helsing,
I swear to the Lord I will slay him.
Ah ha ha ha.

He taketh from me,
but I swear I won't let it be so.
Ah ha ha ha.

Blood, will run down his neck,
when he is decapitated.
Ah ha ha ha.

His head on my mantle is how I will let this one go, how much I love you.

Die, die, die,

I can't.