가사: Gwar. Hell-O. War Toy.

Churning through the bestial muck
A cosmic forklift rules my throbbing asshole
The all-eye says you are the right slave
To be my anal knave
Tongue in my anal cave

Boy, You're just a war toy
Just my little anal butter boy
Oh I'm so filled with joy
Now I know glee

10 million hosebags every day
They die for me to have my way
Surely it is their deaths they seek
To brave my toxic anal reek

'Cause I'm so glad he is among us
I'm so glad he is a fungus
I'm so glad he is among us
Philled condoms
My nipples explode!!!

You're just a war toy
Let's all go drink and kill and fart
Yeah sure it's fun but is it art? (toughie!)
The all-eye sees the butt disease
Humanity is on its knees
With little boys...