가사: Grandaddy. Moe Bandy Mountaineers.

There was a case of old nasal spray
I bought at a thrift store
I ain?t left my place in twenty days
And I can?t get off the floor

Unlike Moe Bandy mountaineers
Bar stool mountain expiditioneers
I?m done with whiskey, wine, and beer
It?s nasal spray from this day here