가사: Five Iron Frenzy. Five Iron Frenzy 2: Electric Boogaloo. Plan B.

I fell asleep with my clothes on
Dropped my keys on the front lawn
Waking up I watch the drool a-gleaming
from my mouth to the carpet it is streaming

Chorus:
Giving up, it never felt so good
welcome to plan B
Giving up, what is the likelihood
life could be so free?

I?ll eat some moldy bread
then I?m going back to bed
I know how this day will crescendo
I?ll fall asleep while I play Nintendo

Up to now in my life I have failed
all I?ve tried, it?s too hard
I think I?ve found my calling now
laying down, in the yard
Don?t you cry Momma, don?t you even weep
?cause you know your son excels at sleep