가사: Drew Chadwick. Other. Obama Needs A Dog.

A CHIUHAU FOR THE OBAMAS

A GOLDEN DOODLE, MALTESE, OR POODLE
I REALLY HOPE YOU?RE NOT RESCINDING
ON THE 1ST PROMISE MADE SINCE WINNING

OUR ALLEGIANCE MIGHT
BECOME VENGEANCE
IF THIS ISSUE GOES ON
WITHOUT ATTENDANCE
IT MIGHT PORTRAY PROMISES BACKLOGGING
IF MALIA MUST GO ON WITHOUT HER DOGGY

HYPO-ALLERGENIC, DEMOCRATIC, POLYETHNIC, ANTI-MAVERICK, TRAIN RIDING SIDE KICK
HYPO-ALLERGENIC, DEMOCRATIC, POLYETHNIC, HAND PICKED BY OUR PRESIDENT

(Thanks to DREW for these lyrics)