가사: Devo. The Greatest Misses. Be Stiff.

One, two, three, start

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Cucumbers ripe and rude
Bend over fixed to shoot and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot
Be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two?s and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Watch out for fruits and mutes and
Deep sleepers jerk the root

So be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot and
Oh be stiff

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Fruit ooze is wetly lewd
Stay dry in rubber boots and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Wet women waste your food
Go solo no no two?s and

Be stiff, b-abies be stiff
Breath hard in metal suits
Live right make lots of loot and
Oh be stiff