가사: Cemeteries. Other. Ho Into A Housewife.

SLUT! WHORE! SKANK! YEA!

Abstinence! Abstinence
Close your legs
Only cross paths with the lowest of the low
Dumpster diving date digging damsel in distress Doesn't take much to get you undressed

Base your popularity on who you hooked up with
how can you feel special
from a sloppy drunken kiss

Are you happy you're a slut?
Are you happy you're a whore?
you happy with your sloppiness
that keeps them wanting more?
Clean up your act!

Abstinence! Abstinence
Close your legs
Only cross paths with the lowest of the low
Dumpster diving date digging damsel in distress Doesn't take much to get you undressed
CLEAN UP YOUR ACT! CLEAN UP YOUR ACT!