가사: Ben Folds Five. Soundtrack Exclusives & Rarities. Cool Whip.

Saying shit that don't sound too cool
Like lovey dovey, honey bunny
Give us all a break dude
You're checking out

Cool whip, oh, oh, oh
Cool whip, oh, oh, oh
Cool whip, oh, oh, oh
Cool whip, oh, oh, oh

That tops it off
We think you'd better cool it down