가사: Anal Cunt. I Like It When You Die. Reni Auberjonois.

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rene-auberjonois,is gay-auberjonois [x2]

you were on benson,you were in m.a.s.h.,you're french you're gay and you suck

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you were in police academy 5,now you're on deep space 9

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you were my best friend the vampire,i wish you would fucking retire

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